August 2011
2 posts
“Watch out for the aids aliens”
– Caroline, while talking about potential dangers of hurricane Irene
“It’s not OK because it feels like balogna.”
– Caroline
July 2011
5 posts
“Headbutt your mouth’s face”
– Chester the Cheetah
“Pachter predicts Netflix’s streaming content licensing costs will rise from $180...”
– Studios are starting to play hardball with Netflix - CNN Money
Told you. Get ready for your Nexflix subscription to start costing what it’s actually worth.
(via chartier)
Crap.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
“My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and...”
– Edna St. Vincent Millay, 1920
February 2011
1 post
“To me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!”
– Charo on what she thinks about Lady Caca
January 2011
1 post
“PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is about scurry a$$ sh*t that happens when ghosts are in the...”
– (via badmoviereviews)
December 2010
2 posts
June 2009
4 posts
Damian's NYC Trip
factsaboutbarracudas:
damiantgjr:
I just got back from a very short trip to NYC to see the Mummies. Here’s some photos.
The Mummies. Of course.
Jennifer.
Caroline and Alessandra.
Devil Lock
Foggy Empire State Building.
We went to the MOMA-PS1.
Gang chants
May 2009
2 posts
April 2009
9 posts
listening to "New Promotion - Hubble Bubble" →
listening to "Freakin Out - Death" →
is blipping this post »> http://gimmetinnitus.com/2009/04/mp3-death-freakin-out/
listening to "Same New Thing - The Hunches" →
listening to "Same New Thing - The Hunches" →
listening to "Electric Chair from Saigon - DC... →
Sedudos pizza!
listening to "Styrofoam - Digital Leather" →
listening to "Simulator - Digital Leather" →
listening to "Blaring Speeches - Blank Dogs" →
listening to "Nobunny Loves You - Nobunny" →
No no no no, nobunny!
March 2009
9 posts
ShamWow! - The E! True Back Alley Story →
A hooker, meth, and violence. The plot thickens! What other joys will ShamWow bring to us?
“Tickets are NOW ON SALE! Purchase online for $20 and for $25 at the door. Secure...”
– Snuggie Pubcrawl newsletter
This just in - I sign up for the saddest newsletters.
(via amandalynferri)
annnd ditto…
(via factsaboutbarracudas)
I’m purchasing in advance.
“…killed the lesbian and left her in the motel (or hotel?)….”
...”
– 2 unknown dudes talking by the subway at Steinway Street in Astoria, Queens. While I was walking down the stairs their voice echoed in there and Caroline and I looked at each other trying to figure out if we really just heard that right.
Old NYC Trip Photos
factsaboutbarracudas:
damiantgjr:
I was cleaning up my room today and came across these old pics. They’re from a trip I took to NYC several years ago with Caroline and Alessandra. I don’t think I’ve posted these on the web before. I was only there for about two days but I remember a lot of crazy stuff happening.
Ale, Damian and I like 5 years ago. Not much has changed except our sleeping...
February 2009
0 posts
“hi dick man, it’s Mancini, right?”
– Anne to Handsome Dick Manitoba (via factsaboutbarracudas)
January 2009
14 posts
Check out my other page: NYC Bathrooms →
(via factsaboutbarracudas)
This makes me want to take a dump.
We are famous! →
NYC Baker Sells 'Drunken Negro Head' Cookies,... →
Watchfactsaboutbarracudas:
Kiki Devonne shows us her pride and joy.
My favorite is the bathroom scene. Short but sweet.
““Shut up you twat.”
“Listen twat.”
“Give me...”
– The cokehead in Cannibal Ferox
Big Bear, RIP.
Dinner and a Cab Ride
Tonight Caroline and I had dinner with a potential Green River Killer copycat, and then took a romantic cab ride home with a crazy christian who kept offering us cold pizza.